i admit it - i have a real problem with hipsters. they are immature.
1) Pants - they seriously don’t think they’re cutting off circulation to their legs by wearing pants so tight? really?
2) glasses - i wear glasses ‘cause i need them, not as a stupid fashion statement
3) vegan/vegetarian - half of these people do this to be politically correct. lame
4) bicycles - they’ll ride bikes until they have to take kids to school (that’s if they ever grow up and join the real world). also, in some parts of the country, people drive cars for a reason (it’s called air conditioning)
5) liberalism - as the saying goes: if you aren’t conservative when you’re older, you don’t have a brain. yeah, i think that applies to them
6) indie band music - ok, some of the stuff is good. but what’s wrong with mainstream pop and rock? nothing.
ok. i’m done ranting. just so annoyed by some people right now
without a doubt, my favorite show on tv
fight for the values you wish to live your life by. believe in yourself. dream about the things that can be. dare to make your dreams become reality
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i remember this place when i went to ucla for a summer. i’m so hungry now
lilsunshineray submitted:
Diddy Riese
i now see the advantages of not being attractive. it’s tough knowing that 99% of guys are nice to me because they want to get in my pants. all i want is a real relationship
“I sincerely hope the stock drops down to 5 dollars a share or lower. Those two are crazy rich and one of em denounced his citizenship. I don’t know about you, but I’m proud of this country and proud of the working class making less than 80,000 a year with a family and mortgage.” - Fr33Th1nk3r
Wow. I didn’t realize that the 80K/year was still working class. Hate to break it to this person but the median household income is 42K/year. 80K puts you in the 73%. http://taxpolicycenter.org/numbers/displayatab.cfm?DocID=2970
Oh, and poor people hating rich people? Like that’s new …
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
green
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
um, i don’t drink coffee
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
i need to think about this one some more
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
both. small town is better
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
my teachers. i know, lame
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
chocolate, lots and lots and lots of chocolate
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
i pee’d my pants in second grade
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
it’s too embarrassing to admit on tumblr
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
i had to wear size 2 skirt when i was a size 12 as a costume for a video we were making. not fun being called a piggy and fat. funny now that i’ve lost the weight …
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
ninjas. hello, turtles
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
are you kidding? i sprained my wrist just learning to ice skate
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
whenever i see a swingset, i still swing. it’s fun. and a good ab workout
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
an anaconda snake. there are a few people i’d like to use it on
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
my feet. they’re just cute and small
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
the sweet part
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
yes, for the colts or giants
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
never been drunk
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
my mom’s lasagna. i’m an italian gal ;-)
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
i can’t believe it’s not butter
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
1%. Fat free tastes like crap and 2% is just too much. They make 1.5%?!?!?!
22: Which continents have you been on?
this one
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
have never gotten motion sickness
24: Backpacks or satchels?
laptop bags
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater?Checkered pants?
um, no
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
muppet babies
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
a pig, just to piss off the neighbors
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
the Milky Way. it’s a ‘city’ of stars (well, galaxy, but that’s not the point!)
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
don’t remember, i fell asleep
30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
1pm. i needed it
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
um, no
32: Do you pick at scabs?
yes
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
refried. mmm, i miss mexican food
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
is this a joke?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
italy, duh. best country on earth
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
delicious
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
i went to a public school because it was free. i wish i could have gone somewhere else
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
how about both? but if i had to pick one, it’d be love
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
probably
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
yes
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
no
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
they taught me how to swear :)
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
a vulcan. i had the ears and all
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
sure, i’d add some more red highlights
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
yeah. but someone has to want to marry me first
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
yes, unless i’m desparate
47: City or nature person?
nature, definitely nature
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
that can’t be good for my skin
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
i’m not a guy, and yes, i wear heels just fine
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
i make jewelry, am designing a real fusion reactor (hell yes!), am no longer afraid to say what i really think (even if it pisses some people off), have ZERO student loan debt, and actually get 8 hours of sleep most nights
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